No wine, no chocolate

I didn't manage my dry January this year. So I have vowed to forego wine and chocolate for Lent. My poor colleagues are going to discover that I am not a ray of sunshine and am, in fact, a petulant little madam fuelled by the lack of antioxidants and tannins in my diet.

So, my friends, I will have to drink vicariously through you and just spend my days watching Mr T in those Snickers adverts. Laughter is a good distraction.